Heh :)

"This might as well be a movie about a depressed businessman who is downsized due to the shitty economy and subsequently jumps out of a high-rise window."

"The best advice from the magazines was, 'It smells when it hits the air so you can wear tampons [better to stuff it up than to smell it]. It smells, but normally you're the only one who can smell it [just to remind you what a sinner you are]. Wash twice a day between your legs when you have your period [extremely…

That's a common phenomenon with dog's paws - I'm not sure what Fritos smell of, but a friend calls the dog paw smell "making biscuits" (it's a nice smell).

Spreadsheets Online is a moniker for it yeah, though more than anything that's just referring to the complexity of what underpins it. You don't have to *play* in that manner.

Shame. EVE was great when I played - and the skill training happening offline is actually fairly inspired as it eliminates things like level grind so the focus is elsewhere; on actually playing and interacting with others.

It's not about "thinking it will ever work" (of course "hope it goes away" is not the most pragmatic strategy) she explicitly says "you're in shock" and "your brain isn't really thinking" and then you take issue with the reaction not being considered enough?

Yeah, no. We have more pressing issues, it's just very important to the Government to try and distract us from them.

Honestly? It does seem creepy and manipulative.

Settle down. Neil Gaiman hasn't heard of it.