2. No free birthday dessert is lame, but what the fucking fuck is that $10 for berries and whipped cream? That's barely even a dessert. Delicious, usually. Impressive, no.

1. That pizza is burnt to shit. Who made the decision to send that out because I hate them.

#3...my thoughts exactly

As soon as the photo scrolled up, I knew nothing was going to save that pizza. That pizza was doomed from conception.

I thought semen too...

Not to mention the cobbler was slopped all down the ramekin. They couldn't have cleaned that up a bit before they served it??

"Clearly they're not short on ice cream."

You're just naming everything that is gross, now.

Writing as I read because I have SO MANY FEELINGS about this.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKING HATES LYCHEE?!?

NOTHING. There is nothing to say.

NICE HAPPY FACE

This reaffirms my belief that old white men do not fucking understand the concept of personal space.

RIP Giggy

Big life moment

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