This.

So you read a few tweets? Not sure that’s the place to go to find out what the majority of any group of people think.

The only way this works if it mocks the notion that the majority of white americans (meaning the folks not ginning up faux outrage or going for clicks/ratings) were in any way bothered by Beyonce’s so-called ‘blackness.’

I liked him better pre-faux-gangster, earnest LA wannabe.

Respect to him, then. He does it his way.

Now this here is some shitty science reporting. Medical embryology is a fascinating field teaching us all sorts of things and enabling us to have babies safely in a few ways.

You’d have to have a dvr of the game as that angle of replay is tough to find. If you actually watch one of the longer gifs you can tell he keeps the ball from hitting the ground. (Which, actually is irrelevant as he is already down by that point and the pass was complete.)

Actually it does not. Another angle shows that the ball never touches the ground after his roll. So, um, yeah.

YEAH MAN YEAH RARRRRR

The only cunt I saw out there was #21 for the Broncos. That dude needs to tone down his inner-diva. Sweet Jesus.

And a record breaking NFL season / And out-gained the Broncos. So, um, yeah. Small consolation, sure.

D was incredible. Yet and still, THE NFL NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A GODDAMN CATCH IS:

Yup. All that plastic surgery is usually an indicator of some serious self esteem problems.

Such a weird conundrum. I wonder how many black men felt the same way when Obama was running. “I’m certainly not gonna let the fact that he’s black sway me!”

Oh look: millionaires coopting the ghetto to seem down.

This diagram actually proves my point. If 2012 Obama was running against 2016 Sanders, a whole lotta white folks would choose Obama. Yet — for some reason, people are choosing Sanders over Clinton — who, by most major accounts, represents an extension of Obama’s presidency.

Like the fact that he’s clearly the next Che Guevara and has promised kids free tuition and other such non-passable horseshit. Jesus Fucking Christ can we stop acting like this guy isn’t a career politician?

No one cares about this story. At all. But let’s keep plugging away.

And his brain. Then eats his child’s face. We can’t have a guy out here denying stuff. It’s that important.

NFL players take drugs. All sorts of ‘em. We know this. Let’s move on.