Ah Millenials typing about politics. It’s like babies performing dentistry.

a T-shirt sleeve that ripped because a bicep was flexed too vigorously from within it

Or, Johnson, ya know, set the ball down after catching it.

The joke was funny last night. But let’s not go to that well too often. It’s gonna get hacky real quick.

This is good good stuff.

Big fan of Talib but he’s annoying as fuck on twitter. Tonight’s is no exception. A 40 year old man arguing with a 25 year old about a song Macklemore made. On twitter. And acting like he’s spreading some sort of wisdom.

Oh Sweet Jesus goddamn fucking Christ. This horseshit is going to be viewed as a ‘conversation starter’? Yay for Macklemore. I’m glad he’s found a lane to get very very rich from.

Yes. But those are goddamn scooters in that video. Not fucking mopeds. Fuck that guy.

Or fleece them. Or teach them. Or empathize with them. Fuck outta here.

What he’s doing is actually worse because it’s fake-META. Like that bullshit LEGO movie. It’s sinister as shit.

Damn this current series of posts on Jez’s home page is an embarrassing dumpster fire.

I thought for QBs specifically, that slide shit means they’re down. Manning’s move was clearly a sort of slide. I was rooting for the Broncos but thought he was down.

Your mom gives a shit. Your mom give a shit so hard.

Yeah, but he didn’t murder him. That guy was high on weed and when Tony spun his wheels to splash him with mud — as all good dirt trackers know to do, he was driving a little too angry and a little too close — the weed made the dead guy get too close rendering him dead.

Why are we acting like we know what the Chili Bowl Nationals are? I need more information.

Possession plus two feet. Not one foot, juggle, one foot, out of bounds, then possession. It’s pretty simple.

Nope.

Pause that video at :38 secs as the WR’s right foot is coming off the ground. They ball is being juggled behind his knee and then he gets control after that foot is way off the ground. No catch.

Sure. When they trap it there, they don’t move it. They don’t shift it around, lift their foot off the ground then jump in the air and pin it as they’re in mid-air landing out of bounds. No catch.

Just to be clear on that, what’s the call on that? Targeting a defenseless player?