When I get on the phone I immediately shove my hand down my skivvies to pinch and explore the folds of my labia. This goes on for the entire duration of the conversation, regardless of the person on the other end, and completely without sexual intent or orgasmic result. Occasionally I pause to give the fingers a…

They smell their own kind over there.  

I pace back and forth when I talk on the phone. Like literally cannot stand still. It feels like if I’m sitting down when I’m making a phone call I’m going to get the conversation wrong or say the wrong thing so I always get up and walk around/wander around. I recently learned all my coworkers make fun of me for this.…

I seek revenge on rude people anonymously. Like the bitch who parked her cart in the middle of the grocery aisle and ignored my polite request to get by?

I’m a disorganized slob, but I cannot stand a full trashcan. As in, I’ll be running late for work, and I’ll still drop everything and empty it. I can’t sleep if know there’s a full trashcan in my house.

I have a severe aversion to even numbers.

the Drew Magary who wrote about which women’s sports were the best to jerk off to? The Drew Magary who built his entire brand on misogyny and homophobia? The Drew Magary who helped cover up sexual assault allegations against Greg Howard? The Drew Magary who has 3 DUIs and won’t stop putting other people in harm’s way?

I will say this, I have never understood why society still protects the women who allowed horrible sexual misconduct to happen.

G/O media writers don’t believe in mirrors.

I legit laughed at, “or about the twelve-hour days I worked at Trump Org.” OKAY, BUDDY. I’m sure he’s including breakfast/lunch/dinner meetings and all the time being chauffeured around, etc. That’s hilarious. I mean, I just laugh at the idea of a 12 hour work day being a long day. When I waited tables or worked at…

What ‘manual labor’ around the home were not performed by paid staff?

RIGHT?!  Dude, voicing your opinion is literally what you do.

Thank you! Like, he’s so not allowed to have an opinion that a publisher gave him money to fill a book with his trash opinions! If he were a normal person, he’d have to settle for getting a free wordpress or shouting into the twitter void. 

He can’t be a dildo, a dildo has a job!

“Donald Jr. says visit to Arlington Cemetery made him think of his family’s business “sacrifices”— The Daily Beast

Jezebel caterwauls endlessly about how women are denied their agency.

Craggs. Daulerio. Even Leitch, who they all praise as their king basically. All trash men who built their fame on sexual harassment, misogyny and mistreatment of women. n all these writers at Jez did nothing but act like these dudes were people to be praised and held up when they quit. They should’ve been happy they…

Don’t forget the three Deadspin editors - former, I guess now - on the Shitty Media Men list for stuff like “sexual harassment, inappropriate conversation, verbal abuse in/out of workplace, emotional abuse, groping on business trips, intimidation, multiple affairs w employees,” which is just one entry.

now talk about all the shit the men at Deadspin who all just quit and were touted as heroes did while they were there. Talk about how Marchman, Ley, Magary covered up multiple sexual assault allegations. How they slut-shamed the fuck out of a couple of the women who made the allegations. How Burneko was privately repri…