They make a 200 dollar waist trainer just fyi. I lolled my ass of when I saw it. Now you too can be an instagram model.

Any vulnerable infant unlucky enough to be “cuddled” by Mel is going to burst into terrified screaming in her icy, robotic clutch in about one second.

I am doubtful that anyone who can fit in those pants has a full set of internal organs.

On the plus side, Matt Bevin lost tonight even with Trump’s help. 

Look, “Fighter” still slaps.

Since this seems to be turning into a black cat appreciation thread, I present my snuggleboi:

We're 19 this year and approve.

I really tried, but I couldn’t resist showing off Teddy Perkins, my very own little panther. He highly supports this proposed NFL rule change.

Pround cat mom. He is so beautiful and the camera never does him justice. At least centuries of Egyptian art have captured that beauty though.

Man, black cats are the best. I appreciate any opportunity to share my beautiful little gremlin with the world. Heres Dahlia...she doesn’t much care for football but would make a killer table tennis player.

Depp’s never been charged with anything either, why do you automatically believe he’s guilty? He doesn’t have a record either, but you insist he’s guilty. 

Yeah, that’s the one. She got into a fight with her girlfriend. On top of that, here’s the thing. Why are HER allegations of abuse credible, but his aren’t? Just because she’s a woman? On top of that, half of all domestic abuse is reciprocal. As in both husband and wife or boyfriend and girlfriend being equally…

You know I’m referring to this article, why are you arguing the semantics game instead of addressing the substance of my point? “It’s a bad idea to draw attention and quote her when she’s abusive, why quote an interview with her?” “Well this isn’t really an interview” is missing the forest for the trees. 

And now you’re still just insulting me rather than addressing my actual point. You really are being just incredibly weasley and disingenuous. You won’t actually address the substance of my argument, you’re just “ad hominem” attacking me.

That’s a dumb take.

I think he comes off as an extremely well-spoken, decent, and diligent guy but that’s just my personal take. One thing I *have* noticed in the last couple of interviews I’ve seen him in—namely with Colbert and Maher—is the tendency of the hosts to deflect by dropping the whole Frank Sinatra parentage rumor into the…

Am I wrong in saying there’s something vaguely sinister about that picture of Farrow? I mean, you all seem to use that image every time you do a piece on Farrow, so maybe you think it’s a good picture. I just think he looks like a waxwork facsimile of a human being, which makes me wonder whether there’s some kind of…

If TMZ and the (spits on the ground) Enquirer didn’t, we would have proof of tRUmp raping the underage girl with Epstein and his numerous affairs. And could have had muuuuch more come out before the shit show “election”.

TMZ works for Agent Orange and his daughter wife.