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Smartphones have been around for what ... six or seven years now? Are people ever going to learn to hold them properly when taking videos?

The issue isn’t the price of the Rift. Anyone following the Rift and reading in to the context of its development would have been incredibly naive or incredibly crazy to think that CV1 was going to be cheaper than DK2 (or even the same price as). Even if you were optimistic, the ‘ballpark’ comment should have been…

PC gamers spend $300+ on just a GPU without blinking. Nvidia sells enough $1000 Titans to justify making them. The recommended card for high end systems is $700. The new 165hz monitors that are selling out are over $600. Where do you get this idea that $400 is some hard limit on hardware?

Without having followed the previous talk of pricing particularly closely, this was about the price I expected the full-blown consumer version to cost. I’m not surprised by this price.

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

Day 6, no one suspects a thing.

4 WiiU games in 4 months.

This was my motto during Thanksgiving.

O where o where
will I store all my porn?
O where o where
will it be?

The choices are bear
and I’m feeling forlorn.
O gone is my storage
for free.

Lifehacker tries to make things so difficult

1. Find out she’s been cheating.

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

Cersei will remember what you did.

Meow, look at that hottie, how did you manage to find the one picture of an ugly flight attendant? She looks like she's down to clown until she's dead in the ground (but it could just be the shirt).

When walking, pick your feet up off the ground instead of sliding them along it. You may find that you trip less often.

If you zip up your coat, you're less apt to get cold.

Do you... do you really have nothing to write about?