I saw that it went "Whaaaaat?" It would be fun to do once a year, everybody gets all dressed up fancy and you take some group and single pictures. But, the idea of doing it weekly just sounds awful!

ZAC EFRON, NO.

Part of me kinda wants to put these in my mouth. I am disturbed by this.

Facebook's complex advertising algorithms have somehow discovered my desire for a back alley tattoo of a baby's face.

It's cool. All I know is that when I had my abortion, the doctor - who was exceedingly nice - told me this was the case. I don't get the feeling she was particularly uneducated or was trying to dumb-down the reality or science of anything. I may have misheard and she meant it's essentially the same risk associated…

Uh, I can give you a million examples of jobs that require no skills and still pays enough to live a healthy productive life. Investing in a degree doesn't automatically give you a job. It gives you better training for the job you want maybe, but a guy majoring in philosophy isn't any better than a dude who's really…

I was following this saga since Keene first blogged about the offensive party that started it all, and I have to say that I am truly impressed by Paul Frank. I've made a point of buying some of their clothing because of it even. It's so rare to see this kind of response and I want to support it.

The best commentary was from black twitter and black tumblr.

Content issues aside, it is MUCH catchier than either of those other songs.

I'm not sure about a copper one, and I dont know much about your plan, but I got my mirena inserted a few months ago for a whopping bill of $0. It was the best thing. My insurance is pretty crappy too, so you know they didn't cover it voluntarily.

This company also refused to sign on to the Bangladesh accord (as far as I know),so it's doubly evil in my books.

Aww, Bill's not that bad. Alex is definitely the best looking though, and on top of that he's a giant nerdball too which makes him about 100000000000000x even more attractive.

WHOA HI NICK DENTON.

Is this coming next? :

Good for you for publishing this. Also, since this is tangentially related to Denton, is this a place where we can discuss Gawker's choice of publishing a GIANT photo of Trayvon Martin's dead body on their fucking home page today? Not something you have to click through to see, literally on the home page. It was…

In symphonies, all the best-qualified people used to be male. Then they started doing the auditions from behind a screen so the players couldn't be seen, and lo and behold, suddenly a lot of women became more qualified than the men they were competing against.

I had to do a control+ find "Hamms" just to be sure it was robbed.

WORST INTERNET BEER REVIEWER, RANKED:

Coors and Coors Light (particularly the latter) is unquestionably the worst beer ever created.