My doctor assured me that I will never have to worry about this.

Pfft. Try raising a 10-year old.

I prefer the smell of cigarettes to weed,

well the event is held in the middle of the city so I would assume many residents/visitors/tourists just smoke freely around the city.

And Las Vegas resident could say the same thing about the event itself. The F1 grand prix stinks up a part of the city for a few days, creates traffic, congestions, higher prices, yada…

Finally, DHL’s practice of chronic shipping delays pays off!

The front end is kinda goofy looking imo. But my god this shot is gorgeous!

I don’t know if posting this take on Jalopnik dot com should be considered brave or asking for it, but best of luck to you. You’re gonna need it.

civil rights we fought and died for surrendered for a hamburger’s taxi ride.

Arbitration clauses like this should be illegal, full stop.

And bought a cybertruck.

Hate people watching him, yet makes his living on Tik Tok.  People are strange

No worries, I’m sure it only costs $2,000 to fix... after waiting 6 months for the parts.

Oh, great, the release cable can only be expected to work once. As if you have a problem with the cable/plug, it will only happen once.

That was the first thought I had (which, I guess, is a rather woke thought). It’s a shame the usage of this word has gotten so warped when the intent was to make people generally feel more welcome and less excluded. I didn’t come out of the closet until I was 36, so a post that pretty much says, “Hey, trolls! C’mon…

Seems weird but automatics already shift better and faster than manuals and some of us still buy manuals and will accept no substitutes.

I wanna drive the pikabug

Yeah, that’s a picture from a PREVIOUS time a Tesla on Autopilot killed a motorcyclist, as noted in the caption of the image. 

It wasn’t even “his decision.” She bought his truck as well.

It’s amazing how it threaded the needle perfectly between two gas pumps. This could have been waaaaaaaay worse.

Albert Farms Airfield (MA88) in Worthington MA, 2,800', privately owned, prior permission required to land.