Victory laps can be expected. Don't stop at one! Your fans must not be disappointed!

I can see you care about this much more than me. Congratulations on winning an internet argument that could be summed up as, "Actually, John wrote that one." "Oh, my bad. Song still sucks tho." Print this out and post it on your fridge. You just wanted it more than me.

I think I got the actual theme of the song right. The title and writer don't change "catch you with another man that's the end'a little girl."

Yep, got the writer wrong. I stand by everything else. I'm glad Lennon had the good sense to dislike a song threatening a woman with murder.

100%, yes. It's funny, I even had the lyrics wrong in my head, like the two songs had the same name.

I could go my entire life without hearing the trigger warning that is Run Like Hell. I love Rubber Soul, but that song could disappear and the world would be a better place.

Fun fact, the Unplugged version is now older than the original version was when Unplugged came out!

I'd cast a Grosse Point Blank-era John Cusack as Crowley, from Good Omens. The demon always seemed American to me, and Cusack had the right mix of dickishness and reluctant compassion for the role.