I’m really worried this boat trip is going to be a big distraction for him heading into his playoff game. A bunch of reporters should ask him about it repeatedly.

woah free boat ride! who should i take?

Eli, sadly, was not invited

I didn’t listen to the video, but the part where the referee waved his hands and then held up his index finger seems really insensitive to Fumagalli’s disability.

fumagalli says he owes all his success to 9 inch nails

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.

If that’s the best throw you have ever seen you have clearly been ignoring my 4th grade highlight reel I sent you with me lighting up my best friend Tony’s back yard using an official John Elway Nerf Vortex! I would like to see Rodgers thread a pass through the branches of the Williams’s old oak tree.

You know the Browns exist, right?

Lots of teams.

I feel like Romo has a Namath-like career-ending season with the LA Rams in his immediate future.

I think that delusional is the right word, but stupid is probably correct too. He would cost a fifth round pick and $14 million in cap room at most, so the right team could talk themselves into it being worth it. Still, I can’t imagine the chances that Romo gives you 16 games at a level that justifies even laying out…

In a truly open league with no salary cap/tax LeBron would get at least 50 million a year and probably more in salary alone. Just because he’s making millions doesn’t mean he isn’t also underpaid.

As it should. Not that anyone was hurting but the last few deals have been way too friendly to the mid-tier guys and pretty good “stars”. Meanwhile what Lebron’s been paid vs. what he’d have made on an open market probably amounts to a couple of franchises.

I mean, maybe not on behalf of the Cowboys, but he certainly is helping with my enjoyment of the NFL. I’m all for him screwing up his team in anyway possible.

I am no Villeneuve fan, but he was on pole his first race and lead the whole thing until the Renault lump let him down. He finished second in the championship despite being a rookie and it was very obvious where the future of the team lay.

Notes from the source (Which probably no one read.) and other sources:

So about that 25 year old import law...

I dunno...it is the champagne of beers.

Carlsen sat there for two interminable minutes before flapping his hands like a bird and storming off.

*Don’t do it... no one knows you’re a nerd. No one knows you’re a nerd.*