Also affecting his play...being Brock Osweiler

So what’s he’s saying is I should start having sex no later than 11:59?

Throwing the ball backwards into the ground is still a fumble.

He was trying to throw the ball away into the ground when Yeldon decided to kick it.....

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

You’re a brave man, Samer.

MLS is as good as Liga MX? Are you high? How often has an MLS team even played in the CONCACAF Champions League finals? (2) Every single won of the 8 in the Champions League era (2008-2009 season) has been won by a Mexican team and 6 of those finals matched up two Mexican teams. The idea that the leagues are even in…

Fun Fact: The baby iguana went on to become Jim Morrison.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

Except for the fact that the world didn’t end, so, his prediction is wrong...

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Definitely helps Fox News out when the Election dies down and they need something to talk about. :p

Seems good to me.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

If you lived in Arizona, no, you would not.

Also, it was 4th and 19.

UCL Group Stage:

I’m surprised they even allow traffic going that way. Here in Houston the hurricane evacuation plan uses both sides of highways for evacuation (and are marked as such).

Think of all the Pokémon that can be caught with everyone gone!