pfff, you kids. My first was a VIC-20, Christmas present from boyfriend at the time (he was an engineer. I also got a vacuum cleaner from him another Xmas...)

My Porsche allegiance is becoming difficult to justify. The (likely) $30,000 base price differential means I can purchase a Corvette, with enough money leftover for a low mileage, two year old Toyota Tundra double cab.

Looks like a fancy money laundering operation to me. And by fancy I mean blatant at a huge scale. 

A British energy drink founded in Croatia made in Austria recently released in US and UK which can’t really be purchased with, questionable financing, leadership, and history backing an American F1 Team run by an Italian with cars driven by French/Swiss and Danish drivers.

When the elevated freeway along the city edge was built it was a working port area, and also in the Futrama period. There was a vote on getting rid of it and the Chinatown businesses insisted that they needed a car funnel to bring tourists in etc. It lost. Soon after, the 1989 earthquake showed these elevated freeways…

Put a pop-up tent option on it and you’ll have people in Southern California that can’t affording housing living in them.

63 million people knew all of this, and still decided it was a better option than Hillary Clinton.

Oh yes, because MAGAts are so tolerant of differing opinions.  Here’s one:  Trump is a narcissistic, egotistical, incompetent, mentally deficient, unqualified, hypocritical piece of garbage that we’d all be better off without.  Go ahead and pretend to tolerate that, though I bet it gets your panties in a bunch. 

You choose to be a MAGA chud, and if you make that choice you chose wrong and should get dragged for it.

You don’t sound like a triggered snowflake. Nope, no sir. 

There are hundreds of thousands of MAGA chuds who have no idea their beloved hats are made in China.

OH, it’s rational. They distract from “better uses of the subsidies and capital” that would be more effective in fighting climate change.

You’re right.

Hmm. I will say, the internet salesperson I worked with was awesome, but I haven’t seen him lately.

“the potential of even bigger revenues in the future, which will not cover rapidly increasing expenses...”

Nope. $65,000 for a smallish pickup is still shocking. Too expensive by $25,000, regardless of its capabilities offroad. 

Kids that get Porsches bought for them as a first car always end up committing date rape. True story.

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

Don’t haggle. Do your homework, get a car pricing report, know the dealer holdbacks and incentives, then go in with a fixed price in mind. Tell them that’s what you’re willing to pay out-the-door / on-the-road. Make sure you’ve accounted for sales tax, dealer prep fees and registration fees.

Only evidence I ever accept is a photo of the gear shift lever.