My mom’s got one of these in droptop form, that she bought new. Six-speed, she wanted the 100 extra horsepower you got from the SRT-6 (aka, 32AMG) but said “no way” to the automatic.

It’s almost like they have different writers who are free to express their personal interests.

Exactly. I know I’m not the first to observe this, but your choices in aftermarket radios seems to be “designed by a 13-year-old hopped up on monster energy drinks” or “designed and assembled by the cheapest factory in China”.

Why won’t someone make this style of head unit that doesn’t come with a Porsche tax.  This would be awesome in my Elise.  But....HOW FUCKING MUCH?!?!?!?!

I think this is the issue. Modern trucks are just too damn big! I hate driving them, I hate driving around them, I hate trying to squeeze into what’s left of the parking spaces between them. Sure, a few are used to haul enough stuff to justify their size but 90% of them here in Texas are only hauling kids. I had an…

If you set $9000 on fire, the fire cost more than $8000, but it still would be worthless. This is thing is worth whatever you could part it out for.

I get ostracised by the rest of the UK for this opinion, but “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” is the best Bond film hands down.

You may all throw things at me in the comments below.

Let me get this straight: 1) You’re shocked that there’s a political article on Jalopnik. and 2) You’re mad that people assume you’re an idiot?

I don’t see anyone forcing your eyes to read it ala Clockwork Orange, so feel free to fuck right off.

If Ford was giving out gas cards that said they had $500 on them but turned out to have $0, I’d write that up, too. Tesla makes some fantastic cars, and they also sometimes do shit like this. You as a car enthusiast have a right to know what’s going on. That’s why I’m telling you.

counterpoint - 300hp is just fine. 

This is a perfect assistant Scout Master truck. You often wind up with two adults and three Scouts in each car, and limited space for everyone’s gear.
Here you can fit your adult, plus their kid, and everyone’s gear in the bed.  It’s cheap enough to carry as a 3rd car and can be used to teach the boys to drive a stick!

When I was finally grown up enough to walk to school on my own (6) I was fascinated by a vehicle that belonged to an old man who lived in the big house on the corner. (He was only five years older than I am now and the house was not really very big), though the vehicle seemed huge and awesome. It did not seem to work…

Formula One Teams Won’t Red Bull Would Rather Not Be Ready For 2021 Rules Until 2023

Ok, bro. We get it, keep your political bias and cognitive dissonance to yourself.

Jeep released a ventilator, but it was immediately taken back to the shop because of 45 critical recalls. 

Nissan just released it’s 2020 ventilator and it is identical to it’s 2004 ventilator with some new colors.

In late 2012/early 2013 I helped my father in law replace his 2008 mini cooper S 6mt (which had $7k worth of work done under warranty by 50k miles including timing chains, water pump, and turbo replacement) with a genesis coupe R 6mt. He’s now owned it 7 years, 70k miles, and I’ve driven it countless times and…

I think Zack’s criticisms are valid—I’m not going to sit here and say that killing Picard, mourning his death, and then immediately bringing him back with no lingering consequences made a whole lot of sense—but I think approaching reviews in the way that Zack has for the past few years (with this show and Discovery)…

They crapped the bed with this show.