I WILL SMACK YOUR FACE OFF OF YOUR FACE!

If we're not limited to entertainers, I'd pick Roger and Bill Clinton.
If we are, then it's Sean and Neil Connery.

Honestly, that's close enough to my daily routine that I don't necessarily need to recreate it in video game format.
I still kicked in for Shenmue III, because Yes. Thanks to Silent Hills getting cock-blocked, I needed another reason to buy a PS4.

I was thinking the same thing. If that's what the A.V. Club crew thinks is racist, then they'd be better off avoiding Japanese media in general.