I was hoping that the Sunspear would work like an RPG, and Lina would blow Maalox to pieces. As it was, she had trouble holding the damn thing up.

Yep.

Scream 4 was a solid editing job away from being the best of the franchise since the original. The final 15 minutes or so completely undid the movie.

Then why do you watch it?

I longed to drive a Jaguar because of that show.

I loved that show back in the day. One of the memories that sticks out is Johnny from Karate Kid playing Equalizer Jr..

Sadly, Zeus was Liam Neeson without makeup.

Yeah. But Freddie Prinze, Jr. . . . you know. Freddie Prinze, Jr.

I give Skeet a lifetime pass for two reasons. 1) Scream; 2) the short-lived ABC drama Miracles, which is one of my favorite canceled-to-soon shows.

Zombies are kind of played out. I think I'll go watch Marmaduke.

I miss Alphas. Wonder what Gary is doing these days.

What's a "Hmellow?"

I would have killed to be called "saltine" or "spork" as a kid. The names they called me, . . I tell ya. Makes me want to cry.

That is the tagline for Hell.

But the Chris Lowell is cursed.

The best laugh I ever got from Veronica Mars came in I Am God when Dick said to Logan, "It's not me, . . it's Wu." That whole classroom scene captured everything I loved most about that show.

I'm pitching Love Seat Detective to the networks next month. It's basically Couch Detective. Except my protagonist also helps people find love.

Wow. I don't know what else to write. Wow.

Fight Club is one of the great movies ever made. Agree that the movie exceeds the book. It's a great book too. The ending of the book is the perfect ending to the story in book form. The ending of the movie is the perfect ending to the story in movie form.

Fight Club. By a mile.