I thought this was already canceled.

Which is fortunate, because Paul Wesley is basically a rake with a face drawn on it.

Yeah. I gave it a shot through most of its first season and basically wanted to punch it in the face.

Apparently there is a sizable group around here who like it. I'm as surprised as you are.

They'll seem more real after they start busting heads and planting evidence.

Saw a trailer for this before 22 Jump Street. It looked pretty good. Hearing that it plays like New Girl spin-off gives me pause. But I'll check it out.

That would be a great reality show. A competition to be our new messiah. With online voting and everything. Make this happen.

How did that show not become a hit?

The new Boomer was hotter.

Of course there is no logic in TV censorship. Nor is there any logic in the societal norms of language. I actually heard a woman correcting her child in a McDonald's this week after the kid said shit. No, Tommy. We don't use that word. We say crap instead. That about sums it up.

On tonight's episode:

It's a reality competition set in a fantasy world with actors trying to make the world seem real. The contestants are just contestants, . . for story purposes, they've been transported to a magical realm.

It is kind of funny. Shando Blades is a reality TV phenom waiting to happen. I keep waiting for The Quest to turn up on The Soup. No go so far.

I hate those toasters.

She is in it. Which is bullshit. The role should have gone to Beyoncé.

So, a posthumous Oscar then?

I went on a crystal quest this morning and I'm high as a kite right now.

The only thing I remember about M.A.N.T.I.S. is that Gina Torres was in the pilot but not in the series.

Reading that you are happy makes Remus sad.

I kind of suspected it wasn't an ordinary pack of gum, but I never saw that shocking reveal coming.