no guns. 0 guns.

Why not?

no guns= no guns being pointed at people= no one dies from guns.

You should buy another Ferrari, but not any Ferrari, get a 400i. The most hated them all (my favorite).

Is this crooked or is my mind playing tricks on me?

Still no problems on mine, you must be doing something wrong.

Am Brazilian, will concur, don’t mess with our police unless you are A: rich and white or B:Wiling to bribe them.

I have owned french cars all my life, every single thing happened, CDs would get stuck in the head unit, seats wouldn’t work, gearboxes exploded themselves at 20k km intervals, that is why I bought a 2004 Range Rover. I have problems.

I feel like I should get an All-road to complete the air suspension trifecta.

Mitsuoka Orochi with the 3MZ-FE.

As much money as I have available in this imaginary situation. If I had the income I’d buy a Koenigsegg or a 50 year old Rolls Royce and maybe an armada of P38 Range Rovers.

My Citroen C5, it turns heads everywhere it goes and that hydro pneumatic suspension is just divine.

I’ll have you know that I’ve owned my 2004 Rangie for 4 months now and absolutely nothing went wrong (the parking sensors work when they want, but that’s it). The added weight had no adverse effect on the suspension as well.

Isn’t this basic driver’s ed?

“-Bjorn, we need to make promo film for the Americans

Ah yes, the Mazda 3 melted edition.

I need to pee now.

*1960’s nasal narrator voice*

I honestly don’t think it looks ugly. It looks like a fat Continental, or the Bentley Continental Charles the Third package as I will call it from now on.