The wrong sibling died at the end. That movie would be redeemed for me if the total bitch had survived.

When asked about “why”, Batman responded:

HOT.

People are horrible. While I don’t find Leslie particularly funny, I have never once thought that “hey, let’s try and ruin her life”. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

He’s awakening!

What happens now is the heroes get tested. All three of them get tested immensely. BB-8's doing all right. BB-8 gets tested too! Everybody gets tested! It’s the dark second chapter, but not really dark.

Right, so you’re suggesting that if Elon Musk shows up in a suit of armor and kicks my ass, that qualifies my crocodile-man ass to be the measure of last resort against an invulnerable alien who singlehandedly levelled a major American city (with his bare fists and terrifying eye lasers)?

Hey they at least weren't murdered by him. That counts for something.

Nothing says “government-sanctioned backstop against Superman” like “bunch of guys who got beaten up by a completely normal dude.”

Very sad...even sadder still that there are still people denying that humanity is causing this...and even sadder STILL that, even if we started doing everything right, right now, this very minute, it’s still likely too late to save the great barrier reef.

Wonder if there will be a new design for K.I.T.T. Possibly an Eco-friendly electric car.

He’s alive, but judging from his recent Girl Meets World appearance (don’t judge me!) I don’t know if “kicking” is the right way to put it.