And you come back to rub it in their face! Well played.

Hold on there, can't you just disable the thing?

"At the end of his 30 second demo he made a joke and said that he wasn't really driving the car, but someone backstage was driving.

I agree wholeheartedly! The stickers just make the whole thing look unprofessional.

"We will have to test it to see how thin it really is."

That's what she said! (Sorry, just had to see what it feels like to say that at the right moment. This...Is the right moment, right?)

Sure, it may not be as hard, but remember what the pilot was risking here.

Try kilojoules?

Considering how annoying it would be to pop off the smart cover after every flipping message, I would be surprised if Apple was working on that for the iPhone 5.

You think with the thumb that gets beaten on, don't you?

I'm pretty sure all wives liked it.

I hear spam is a big deal these days.

Here's my spare.

Aw shucks, I'm really hoping that won't be the case. In fact, I don't think that'll be the case, for two reasons:

Back to farming, I suppose.

No need to be a wiseass, he used the word steal to refer to the process of taking something that's not yours. Considering he didn't just write that in a scientific paper and he was simply trying to get his point across in a comment, I think it's all good.

I say it all the time: It's all about perspective.

Same speed, but Twice as useless!

Cuddle time.

Of all places...I didn't think I'd find this here.