Ahh, but that would have to be regulated by the government or something. One does not simply invade every person's privacy without the government doing so as well.

You're comparing internal body temperature to the iPad, which has nothing to do with how it feels in your hands. You're not gonna' be shoving the iPad up your ass and thinking about how the temperature feels. What you can compare it with is your hands, where the temperature ranges from 15 to 32 degrees Celsius…

He's not saying they suck because he didn't notice it got lodged in his ear, but because the odds of them being lodged in your ear are on the high side.

Yep, you're right. That high up, there's just not enough air to displace to go higher, so you'd be stuck there until your balloon runs out of air, after which you'd slowly drift back down.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's just Apple. It's like that Foxconn problem, only Apple gets all the hate because they're so successful and excellence is almost demanded from them, even though they make more of an effort to improve the workers' conditions than other companies.

Now that'd be an interesting contraption.

A moth! What do you see?

Huh, now that you mention it, I don't recall such articles on Lifehacker either. Maybe it's just how talking about technology is, kind of like talking about religion, people are bound to be upset because there's a lot of opinion in it. Unlike on Lifehacker, where's it's all tips and suggestions and it either works for…

It's a risky business. Why think up something new that people aren't used to when you can follow something you know and just change the UI or something?

First off, the guy's not taking about 7" or 10" dicks. Secondly, anyone claiming a 10" dick is probably lying, so there's no need to feel sorry for him. You did get your facts right with the impaling part, though.

Yes, we don't shell out $600 or so for a new computer every year so you can use that to justify your not buying of the new iPad, but it's a different market and it fulfills different needs. Those who want it, buy it. I'd just like to stop hearing people whine about how it's some incremental update and it's not…

What if it already knows...Everything?

The average American takes less than 500 steps a day?

I do not see that pole...But wait, what's this? The head of the third man in the suit on the left seems to be in front of the place, meaning the plane is actually behind all those people.

Florida's not alone. Have you heard of the Chinese men who threw eggs at the Apple store in Beijing because they stopped selling the iPhone 4S? Same reason, they wanted to sell it for a profit to those who didn't want to wait 10 hours in line.

You should tell them you drove a Porsche up Mt. Everest. That will impress 'em.

Save it for the next one, I like it.

1984 - Mediocre - Potentially decent freedom

Don't know if you're actually making a joke and referring to this since I'm not particularly sure it happened. It was a couple years back, but this guy priced an app on iTunes for $8000, and all it did was display a diamond. Or maybe it sold eight times and was priced at $1000, I can't remember.

Things change fast in the tech world.