I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

That’s worth owning just for the combo.

Easy - you take your 60k, split it in half, then for each half proceed as follows:

These three, all for sale at the same dealership, totalling far beneath your budget.

An Indian Tuk Tuk

A Trabant

1987 Yugo with 1800 miles

I told Doug he may need to go older on this one, maybe ‘50s or ‘60s. But what’s interesting enough to draw an audience for a whole year? This is my top suggestion at the moment:

Let’s see if this is the year we kill Doug!

Lol reward one billion dollars

How about a Trabant?

Buy a fucking lada or yugo for a few thousand and spend the rest on hard to find parts when it breaks down.

Which sounds similar, but is very different than the “Assume everyone thinks your an idiot, and is watching you.”

Dang, what kind of a monster jerk (former) PM glibly says murder epidemics aren’t high on their radar?

What is this weird and unfamiliar emotion I am feeling all of a sudden?

Am I the only one that has been looking closely at used Equus on Autotrader?

The Genesis and Equus are depreciating at a rapid enough pace that they are worth checking out if you are looking for a luxury highway cruiser with decent performance pouts lots of tech, and value reliability over brand cachet. I wonder what the G90 will sell for in 4 years?

yeah but the stigma! the stigma!!!!!

I’d have debadged the hell out of that mofo and made it look as much as possible like a plain jane Audi estate. Undercover style.

Well, not exactly “no problem”...