Looking at the last 21 years of data, I would say at least one spot behind arsenal.

Admittedly, at times like these it is sometimes hard to see the Sunni side of things.

“The Bahraini players seemed especially fond of trying to kick the Americans.”

Is he a super cute 18 year old boy like Billy likes???

Definitely possible. I mean, the shitty truth about circumstantial evidence (which is all evidence, really) is that all of those exculpatory things: the bar fight, the witness accounts of the behavior in the car, and her supposed text messages saying she was going to set him up, all of those things could be true, and…

Have you seen 2 girls one copa? Now that’s a shit tournament.

From his website:

People who hate football (soccer) for no reason, other than the offside rule is just too complicated for them to understand, remind me a lot of Trump supporters. They hate what they don’t understand and they don’t understand a lot of things because they are fucking morons.

Get your own handle kid.

True, but there are multiple posts almost daily about soccer. Surely there are athletes doing stupid an/or illegal things that Deadspin can report on to take the place of these soccer posts. We can’t leave all the reporting to TMZ.

When reached for comment on Parker being left off the team Pat Summit responded, “who?”

8k attendance for a competitive match, don't understand why they make 40% as much as usmnt.