Shade? Shade.

Fuck you, fuckface.

What planet do you inhabit where boys* publish numerical livestock evaluations and detailed descriptions of the “fuckability” of their sports teammates in a crowd-sourced document?

Holy mother of pearl. Real consequences to the sports ball game for grossly sexist and dehumanizing behavior.

Ha, I thought she was referencing all the horrible things right-wingers like Limbaugh and McCain said about Chelsea Clinton when she was 12 and Bill was POTUS and could not figure out why Melania would bring that up.

The nerve of this motherfucker.

I don’t like Megan Kelly either, but maybe save the white santa criticism for posts that aren’t about her being sexually assulted?

I am not sure if this is the appropriate forum, but I grew up outside Chicago my whole life. I used to sit and read when my dad would take me to see them play the Pirates (his favorite team) and stuff. As teen, I would go to shows at the Metro and constantly pass by Wrigley Field. I watched the film Blues Brothers…

Black Swan, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Ted, etc...

Because an adult took her there.

If you really, really need to own your big shiny penis substitute why don’t you store it in your ass, gun nuts? That way you will have it close at hand always.

So dad blames Clinton for Weiner’s bullshit. And his daughter blames herself for Weiner’s bullshit.

It’s this thing where men blame women for other men’s decisions and behavior wherever possible. Wiener is a pig, but he’s married, so Abedin is far more responsible than he is. Hillary Clinton is also married to a pig, and she hired this pig-stained woman, so she’s doubly responsible for the girl’s victimization.…

yes, it would have. the vast majority of suicidal impulses are fleeting and if you don’t have means to accomplish it or even if you can just slow someone down a little, they’re far less likely to try again.

It kills me that people still think this. A gun in your home increase your family’s risks of death by homicide AND suicide without significantly increasing your chances of successful defending against home invasion. THE MATH DOESN’T WORK. DON’T KEEP GUNS IN YOUR HOME.

What are you babbling about?

All of that AND fucking EDUCATE YOUR KIDS ON GUN SAFETY!!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A GUN!

Sorry, but I love this. In a culture where “mom” is an insult (mom hair, mom jeans, that band your mom likes...), where women have been told they are weak and too emotional, this is great. Women are tough, and get stuff done, and if you’re a mom you already know that having one in the White House is a bonus. This is…

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

am i supposed to be mad about this?