The world at large wonders why women aren’t more friendly with and accommodating to ostentatiously “nice” guys playing at performative chivalry. It’s because when they get you alone, this is what they fucking do.

I was being slightly facetious, but they are BOTH enraging because it’s a landlord’ basic duty to provide A DOOR THAT LOCKS. Of course, the sexual assault is worse, but let’s look the idiot who can’t seem to find a door that locks.

One resident, Jennifer Pereira told NBC, “[The attack] doesn’t surprise me because the doors over here don’t even have a lock. I tried to tell the landlord that.”

I definitely deserve to burn in hell for this one.

“Harvard is the richest university in the nation, with a $35 billion endowment,”

$62 million dollar operating surplus.

To steal their youthful essence and halt their own decay.

I have a girl who just turned one and a big huggy family. She already is a pretty reserved kid and is slow to warm up. This kind of lesson is one of those parenting things that keep me up. I never learned how to set boundaries for myself (and have been through an abusive relationship that I blame in no small part to…

And sticky. Don’t forget sticky.

This is important because so many people encourage kids to hug or kiss people they might not want to - whether it’s an adult or other kid. I mean. The intent is not bad, it’s cute or charming.

This is really great. A few months ago when a woman was assaulted at the DNC. If you all remember, the gross asshole assaulted the woman after pressuring her into a hug. And there were a crap ton of people coming out of the woodwork to fucking defend hugging in professional and other settings. Aliya is right. Only…

She was also Shawna Malwae-Tweep on Parks and Rec.

Except that, hopefully, he won’t be in DC to try and impeach Pres. Clinton: Colonel Applegate is doing VERY well here in CA 49. No one has ever come within 15 points of Issa, but Applegate has outperformed him in a couple of polls. Issa’s actually here campaigning ALL the time, when he’s been a ghost in the other two…

Here’s what I don’t get...

He’s old enough to have repeatedly lied about having fought in the Korean War, and seeing extensive combat and being wounded in action.

This was my favorite response to Trump’s musings on abortion at the debate;

“Well, according to the rules of Hillary you can take the baby at nine months and you can imagine what you have to do to that baby to get it out,”

This man looked like he was 100 years old when I was just a kid. How is he still alive?

One niece, Shelia McNichols, had attempted to abide by her uncle’s wishes by assigning her piece of the inheritance to Mr. Doyle, but the rest of Mr. Cornwell’s relatives chose not to go along, Mr. Gray said.