I ripped out my first grey hair. Then the second, third, and fourth. When I realized they’d then brought all their sixty-eight friends with the intent to colonize, I gave up.

I SO buy into the conspiracy theory that Marla’s trying to take down his campaign from the inside, and Tiffany is her go-to agent. No one will ever convince me that she wasn’t behind the ‘95 tax return getting sent to the IRS, and I am similarly convinced by the argument you have presented here.

It was right up there with “I shouldn’t have said half. That was wrong.”

THANK YOU for including the Hillary Clinton one. People seemed to be so confused thinking she actually/genuinely complimented his children. Like, no. They were her props in that moment. She knew it; they knew it; we knew it; the audience (who chuckled) knew it. Hell, people not even yet born knew what she meant.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

Holy Shit. This poor woman.

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

* Extra star for use of ‘shitbird’. I don’t know many people who use that term and I love it.

I’m guessing the friends are neither male nor female. Rather, the invisible type.

Conflicted. It’s like a fight between Hitler and Satan.

One of my coworkers is also a pastor. A coworker’s kid was diagnosed a pretty serious illness (but she beat it and is doing awesome now!) and the pastor-coworker told the other one that if his kid dies, it’s ~God’s will~
This all happened several years ago, before I joined the company, and it still makes me so…

Ugh...is she his daughter, her mother his wife, and her grandmother his mother? Oh, this poor child. Please get her away from these people, somebody. She will be in my thoughts and I will be sending positive vibes her way for the rest of the day.

I’m nauseous at the prospect of a community that supports a man who is guilty of raping a 12 year old family member.

I’m baffled at how the court can seriously take into account any letters of familial support when the charge involves incest. Like, holee shit. It’s not enough that he assaulted a child, not enough that it’s incest, but on top of that, the family is taking his side. Beyond demented.

Proving once again that women and girls have NO value in this country.

That poor girl. She must feel like she has absolutely no fucking support.

Oh god this is fucking disgusting. This monster raped a 12 year old relative and this judge thinks 17 days in jail and losing his fucking job is enough because his sick family still supports him and he goes to fucking church? I am having a hard time keeping my goddamn face still and neutral as I type this at my desk.…

Well isn’t this little Nazi cute?