He’s like the real life version of Val.

They are but I love the crazy shit people froth themselves into a rage over. I’ve actually never smelled Dreft but I’m sure it’s lovely.

Except for her ACTUAL DOCTOR said she had a MILD, NON-CONTAGIOUS form of pneumonia and would be fine with antibiotics and rest. There are different types of pneumonia, and not every bout of pneumonia is life threatening.

7.9% popular vote, 0.4% electoral.

Then those Sanders supporters never actually cared about any of his positions, since on almost every big one they hit Clinton on, Jonshon is even worse.

Oh, I’m sorry. Doctor Whatsername.

I thought it couldn’t get worse than the sneakers with the suit and then it got worse than the sneakers with the suit.

I frequent baby boards now that I’m in my third trimester. Moms totally lap this organic shit up. You should see the detergent wars on some of these boards. One woman accused another woman of child abuse for not using Dreft.

You know what’s frustrating?

I kinda of figured, after so many lawsuits she would be looking to sell. She has finally gotten a little over head with all the claims with their products and its probably easier to get out.

Agreed. And it’s not like I have a problem with them or Alba but if you’re going to market yourself as more ethical and natural, the burden is on you to verify through your entire production chain. The missteps with the sunblock being reformulated and the detergent being sourced from a company that was like, “oh yeah,…

Maybe Unilever can change the formulas so their sunscreens actually work.

Would you say you’re honestly surprised?

But they MUST be honest! It’s right there in the name!

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Fallon is an idiot.

Was about to comment the same thing. Having lived in France, been married in France and worked in French companies for even longer, I can tell you most of French humor is about “taking the piss out of” people. Sorry to use a British-ism, but it just doesn’t translate to American. It’s the teasing you give your best…

I’m incredibly sorry about your situation as a child (sincerely), but please trust me when I say that we addicts are absolutely aware that our actions affect others. We know. We. Fucking. Know. We just care more about getting high at that moment. This picture isn’t going to save any addict. Shaming does not work. At…