If you are anywhere near Chicago, I strongly recommend that you immediately tune into ESPN Radio 1000 AM or The Score 670 AM and listen to it for the next two days. When Chicago melts down over sports (and Bears fans will melt down in spectacular fashion about tonight’s game), holy shit it’s fucking entertaining.

I’m a Cards fan because I had the misfortune of moving to STL when I was young. I totally admit that the fanbase sucks, but that is likely because we were transferred to Missouri and I couldn’t stand it there. But old habits are hard to break, blah blah blah. So I still pull for them.

Out of morbid curiosity I went to that Mitchell guy’s Twitter page. Click on his profile picture. What the fuck is that shiny thing in his ear? An earpiece for radio? Hearing aid? Super fancy Bluetooth headset? Trump mind control device?

Also note the case of Labatt Blue Light next to the grill in the video where the guy jumps into the Weber charcoal grill. Not only did that case of Blue Light likely fuel him (note that all of us Buffalonians are wired to do stupid shit at Bills tailgates; the Blue Light probably just enhanced his instinct), it did…

Two things.

I’m a labor lawyer. Arbitrators have subpoena power, and arbitration subpoenas are enforceable in state court.

losing 11-1 in an elimination game: that’s cub.

Only one phrase precisely captures the full essence of Darvish mindfucking Edwards Jr.:

Yeah, you beat me to it. Contreras gets blown up if that rule isn’t around, and we’re back to collisions that are arguably more dangerous than what happens on football kickoffs.

MRNUTTY beat me to it

I don’t disagree with you. I think that many fan bases, Buffalo’s included, want Gary Bettman launched into the sun. From the face massage that Crosby gave to Subban a few nights ago, to the taint massage that he gave to Ryan O’Reilly late in the season this year, the league office lets that prima donna get away with…

Dear Nashville: We’ve been on the wrong side of two historically bad calls in playoff games, worse than tonight’s blunder. You benefitted from one of them. Now stop complaining.

Coach Bobo: “Coloradao State: where you can be a true student-athlete!”

‘84 baseball season and World Series. My dad took me to my first MLB game at Tiger Stadium that season. We moved from Detroit to St. Louis in late summer ‘84, but I would always ask about the Tigers. I vividly remember watching the ‘84 Series on TV.

I’d also be pounding beers if faced with the prospect of becoming Hulkspin

I’m a Buffalo native who’s lived in Chicago for over 10 years. Here’s the difference, which was made particularly clear during the Bills-Bears game at Soldier Field last year (which had a lot of Bills fans tailgating).

Most arctic venue? Isn’t there a stadium somewhere in northern Wisconsin with fucking heating coils beneath the field because it gets so cold? You know, where they played the “Ice Bowl?”