That’s fair. Knowing that 10-6 is the same as 5-3 in percentage is as far as my math skills go, though.

Highest winning percentage for a Browns HC in 11 years, still gets fired.

His legs would atrophy.  

That is such a 1960s picture it’s fantastic. Great story too.

This is going to end with some pilot finding Bickerstaff’s arm, still wearing a wristwatch, and no other remains, as some German dude explains what happens.

This post should be the headline story on Deadspin

The worse thing to happen to Dan Snyder is that Skins fans are apathetic.

Six hours of “They could apply the franchise tag, orrrrr, they could apply the transition tag. Franchise tag or transition tag. Which would be better? We’ll take your calls right after this word from My Pillow.”

It is embarrassing to read the comments of this page and see the vitriolic tone imbued into every mention of the republican party. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. There are pieces of shit on every side of the political landscape. Elizabeth Warren used her 1.6 percent Native ancestry to get not one but two different jobs.…

This firing was inevitable. Any organization that calls itself the Browns with helmets that are orange clearly does not care about Hue.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Because Aaron Hernandez thrived in NE's "structured" environment?

It’s the NFL...they put people in a combine.

Esoteric.

Well, Wylie knows a thing or two about winning wars... Truman’s decision to drop him on Nagasaki ensured Allied victory in WWII

Why do people always make this comment every single year for multiple bad franchises? Do you not want to read the dysfunction? I do. Your article pitch sounds boring.

In the end Winston did love Big Brother, so there you go.

These online tussles can so often turn into two people shouting at each other, with the loudest, last-worder thinking they’ve ‘won’ simply by replying the most and outlasting the only other interested party.

...all of which is to point out, as an entirely un-invested third party: you suck at trolling, you’re getting…

Seriously.