You have to know your enemy. And drink their booze.

Criticizing her? Hell, she’s brave for walking into the lion’s den like that. It’s too bad she didn’t get a chance to sing “F**k You,” a far better song than Cee Lo Green’s unrelated song of the same name. However, in that crowd, it probably wouldn’t have gone over very well.

“Heading to a fancy dinner party, better wear my best clown shoes.”

I want to believe this so much.

Disagree. If she's going after Murdoch, she's a planetary treasure.

And then Bridget Jones showed up...

Raise your hand if you feel personally attacked and victimized by Nigel Farage’s shoes.

Someone on the main page is criticizing her for attending and I'm thinking you'd be crazy not to go just for this reason. So much fun to be had! And you get the inside dirt. And there must be alcohol. When I was working I got invites to political parties for people I reeeeeally didn't agree with. I always went. You…

I don’t care what anyone says, Lily Allen is a national treasure.

You joke, but remember this meme?

People in general aren’t very introspective. No one thinks a gun tragedy will happen to them.

OMG. All masturbatory, gun-loving posts irritate me, but these cutsie ones really get my goat.

Don’t let anyone ever tell you your home is safer with a gun in it.

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

Because once you buy a gun, suddenly you’re John McClane and you can take down ISIS and any other nuisance all by your own bad ass self?

#notallfamilyannihilators are men. Often, but not always.