Slugs. She’s in to slugs.

Here’s the dick pic she was flashing.

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

This at least helps explain why the Boomer and Carton show did remote broadcasts live from Mohegan Sun and borgota multiple times per year.

I want these kids to make it for many reasons, but this is the best reason.