Just want to say that, whatever else happens, I’ve really enjoyed reading Deadspin over the years and you guys have been great.

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

Too flashy for my taste. I prefer crisp two handed bounce passes where the passer is looking right at his target the whole time. Good, fundamental basketball as decent and honest as a firm handshake between two elderly Lutherans. Guess those days are gone for good, though.

This joke feels good on both ends.

Brandon Belt’s career .994 fielding percentage is also good for 69th all-time.

It’s always good when a Belt gets loose for 69.

I think this if pretty much the the fantasy of everyone when they see a bicyclist where I live.

A thousand blessings unto you on this day.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

America....fuck yeah!

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Luckily for him, he's not an NFL player anymore.

Colorado should get used to seeing this. Mark Sanchez is always throwing into double coverage.

Your tombstone is under further review. Hopefully it will be finished before you are done being dead.

Look up and you’ll see the point flying by somewhere.

Cavs in 9

All congressman were present for the vote except newly elected Pete Carroll, who decided to pass.

Washington D.C. (Politico): After weeks of debate and a deadlocked Senate President Richard Sherman finally passed his stadium reform bill by having VP Marshawn Lynch cast the deciding vote. “When it came down to what to do it was a no-brainer to have Marshawn carry it across the goal,” the President said afterwards.

I can go a whole week on two pairs of pants, provided I don’t shart myself in both of them.

[takes a shot]