Well, Jack will just have to keep re-explaining it to Trumpy Bear every 6 months or so, because that seems to be around the length of his attention span.

I try not to pass over the jokes when there’s a latke of ‘em to choose from.

I came here for this joke. I’m leaven satisfied.

I only worship gluten-free messiahs.

How to tell when your bread dough has risen:

It is deeply disgusting and alarming to me how closely the language of this administration parallels that of a codependent family with an alcoholic head. “Don’t fuck things up!” is code for “Don’t make dad mad by asserting yourself at all, or he’ll take it out on us!”

Tulsa used to have a Casa Bonita. The food was heated on a plate that traveled on a conveyor belt. It was insanely terrible “Mexican” food.

Because he’s the worst President in modern history of this country? Because he speaks and acts like a moron who has zero clue how to govern? Because he always blames somebody else for his mistakes and shortcomings? Because he is doing pretty much everything (and even more so) that he criticized his predecessor for?…

The EU is already sending a message to every country currently still in: try to leave and we’re going to make it as difficult as possible for you. That’s why it’s highly unlikely the EU allows another delay. If the UK is so set on committing economic suicide, you have to make the terms of it so bad for the UK that…

I went to Casa Bonita when I was probably 9 or 10, when my family had just moved to Denver. My dad took us there because he had heard that you “have to check out Casa Bonita”. As a kid, it was awesome, but my dad never took us back, and I never understood why.

Meh. Weed. That’s so 2012. :)

Star for Casa Bonita. I’ve lived in Denver for 7 years and am proud to have not made it there yet. I know I can’t be an official “Coloradan” until I do, but geesh the place just reeks of tourist trapism and not a single person I’ve spoke to here says it’s worth it, even for the sopapillas…

Imagine washing dishes every god damn day for 90 days... and I’m not talking your normal household sink full. US Navy destroyer ship galley dishes, pots, pans...god damn everything. Morning to night... that’s it. Oh, and you get to clean all the stainless steel equipment, and mop... Your hands become this soggy,…

IKR? But to be fair, they're cosplayers, not dancers.

This is an amazing coincidence. I played D&D for the first time last Saturday, and immediately though: I am totally going to do a D&D group this summer for my students.
Then I see this article. 

I had an abortion at 15 weeks to remove my already dead fetus. Although it was simple and quick the process, quite frankly, sucked. It hurt, I felt sick and sore for a couple of days afterwards.

That rug really tied the cubicle together.

As a confirmed introvert, a restaurant proposal would have been a horror for me. The first person I was engaged to, did it on a Thanksgiving dinner during dessert in front of all his family, my mother and my sister. My family had no idea, but his did and it was awkward as hell, and pushed me to make a decision that I…

He would have just pardoned himself, right? Because the President can totally pardon himself, right? Like, you could have the most corrupt president in history, and he could fill his cabinet with crooks and liars, and maintain secret business relationships with a hostile foreign power that may or may not have used…

My favorite comments are those that either mansplain beer to me or tell me I’m lying. Always a joy.

Want me to forward you Jeff’s email?