TLDR version: This guy worked at an apple store, management screwed him as a > 40 hr/wk “part time” employee, guy left.

That cosplay might fool those fucks in the league office, but they don’t fool Jesus.

f**king ewoks, always getting in the way..

I bleached my eyes and my tongue after watching that. I just ate ice cream 20 minutes ago.

Love the Jay and Silent Bob strike back one. That movie is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. For those who need context, here:

I’d suggest adding a little vinegar and salt to the water. Deters bacteria grows, keeps the wood firm, adds a little flavor, and is all natural.

The best way to carry a baby for a long time without hurting your back? Have someone else carry them!

If you would’ve told me a snake cradling a wolf would melt my heart I’d have said you were nuts. Yet here we are.

Prepare your wallet. You have been warned.

Yahhhh.... I’m gonna have to say, as a father of two young girls, this kind of logic works, sometimes. If they’re in the right frame of mind to actually listen to you, acknowledge the fact that you’re talking to them, and then follow through, then this kind of technique is wonderful. Things get done, nobody is angry…

Yup broke my heart to read that news earlier...

For those worried about computers, it typically takes a stronger magnet than the light magnetism imparted on the screwdriver to cause damage.

What you’re saying is true (and we’ve talked about it quite a bit here). That being said, most of the time people shut off completely during a political argument because of their firmly held beliefs. If you can reframe your perspective around their beliefs in some way, you’ll at least be heard. And being heard is half…

Meanwhile, after reading this, I have added this skill to OkCupid:

Looking for: Someone with the ability to handle stressful task. I defuse bombs and I will need a second player to assist with the How To Booklet.

Reposting because I can 😝