From the twitch stream:

I saw Craig Ferguson’s standup routine a few years back and he totally nailed the essence of this:

Wow, you must be a real hater that’s for the second time in a row I saw you talking shit about CS...

Counter Strike is a game stuck with decade old mechanics because the player base freaks out any time there’s a change. The fact that weapon spray patterns don’t cause visible recoil is a ridiculous relic of the past, that’s somehow become a staple to this game.

I actually really like the new animations for defusal. It is very different, yes, but you know what? This will make the actual position of the bomb very important, and it prevents a lot of the cheesy defusals through walls. New new strats will come about with this, and it will be nice to see things evolve a bit more.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

Nice vid. Very Buzzfeedian. My simple restaurant rules:

Ahaha you tell me ! Once you sat in this one, it’s hard to sit on anything else !

You should include this:

mixed signals! (I know you can have your own opinions on topics)

Hey look everyone! I found a jackass!

new cartoon coming up.. they might’ve messed around a bit with the material. or not. your call.

I have the most awkward boner right now...

I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell if any of my students find this one

Obligatory:

Let’s get the low hanging fruit out there first

Meh, it’s about like our video games like Battlefield or COD where we go and fight some shadowy threat in some nameless Asiatic country, but it’s pretty well implied that it is China when they’re screaming at you in Mandarin. Same goes for any random middle eastern country...

Fuck yeah, 360° Noscope!

Get some Mountain…

here comes a new challenger ...

Someone is playing Saint’s Row the 3rd!!!