Super-Eating Man-Wolves

That episode is almost ruined by the finale of Enterprise. But we can just pretend Enterprise doesn't exist.

I remember discussing whether Oasis was better than Blur in high school. It was just like elementary school when we discussed whether Fresh Prince was better than Prince.

I have a natural one, and people of course made fun of it, so as a point of pride I decided not to shave it as a teenager. Trust me, not even Liam Gallagher could make that cool.

My first ever post on a newsgroup was to troll alt.music.oasis about them copying the Beatles.

It's Victoria Day here, theoretically the first weekend of summer, and one of two excuses to set off fireworks for some reason (the other being Canada Day). It wasn't totally dark out when we set them off, so some douchebags were yelling at us from somewhere, but the rest of the audience of neighbourhood children…

If someone told me they preferred Men in Tights to Young Frankenstein I would assume they are just being contrarian.

It's easy: final consonants are never pronounced, except when they are.

I do! I never even learned a short way. Long division is just regular division to me.

Look alive Simpson! I'm not paying you to goldbrick! Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson.

Presumably not, since the Oscars ceremony was several years after that Seinfeld episode.

But they started playing in bands when they were teenagers and got famous really quickly, so they were probably emotionally stunted. They were mentally still teenagers too! It's not like a full-fledged adult who knows what they are doing and taking advantage of dumb kids just because they can.

I hardly ever read fiction. I read a lot of very boring scholarly history, so I feel like I should like to read fiction, just for a change of pace. But fiction is just boring. Why should I care about these people who don't even exist?

I rescued a bird from a window well once, and I was like awww yeah, just like the Wonder Pets.

I love the parts of Mellon Collie that would have made the best single album of the 90s.

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!

On our first date my wife said she hated Seinfeld. It also turns out that she can't understand how I hate Robin Williams!

She's not even as hot as Mimi Rogers.

The director's cut of Terminator 2 is much better.

My 6 year old son has loved Katy Perry since before he can even remember. You know, her latest album is actually really good, for the pop fluff that it is meant to be.