I miss Joe Piscopo.

Get me two tickets to whatever state Springfield is in!

Death of a Salesman was one of the few pieces of American literature we read in high school (everything else was Canadian or British). But I don't think I would have ever guessed that.

Truly you are no Harvey Globetrotter.

UP AND AT DEM

Well, Drake was an actor first, at least.

2 Romeo 2 Juliet

I saw Voyage Home first as well, but I was a little kid, so spoilers didn't bother me.

That always bugged me. There's no way the sperm would have made it to his ear at that angle.

Shanghai Noon

I thought he said "ghost people"…cause they're white.

I thought he said "ghost people"…cause they're white.

Co-starring David Strathairn, the father of the guy from Dawes!

I know someone who got married at Disney World (officiated by Mickey and Minnie)…that reminded me of her.

Britta took her hands off the table, didn't she?

Also in Toronto but I loved it!

A++

I missed the first couple of minutes because my son puked up French fries all over the carpet.

I'm on the AV Club, so I'm *probably* a middle-class white person.

It would be fun if Archer's ISIS was actually the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.