Since "butt" only has one syllable, the vowel sound is not a schwa - it has the stressed equivalent, an open-mid back unrounded vowel. *pushes up nerd glasses*

Galileo?!

Heidi Montag's family told her she looked terrible and shouldn't have done it. It was hilarious, and true.

Look at her staring back at me with her DEAD EYES!

I liked Agents of Shield, but then there was like a month of reruns and I forgot about it.

Oh, I almost forgot about the online test. Time to begin my yearly quest to get rich through Jeopardy!

And a movie.

Who wants to live in Strasbourg though? Strasbourg is the Ottawa of Europe.

Really, I thought Brick was the best part of this one!

I watched Speed, which is always good.

I miss Professor Slater.

In French, PowerPoint slides are called "diaporamas" and everyone calls them "diapos".

How many viewers are unfamiliar with the behind the scenes stuff? It seems like this show has no casual viewers, just obsessives like us.

"Men's rights activist"

I don't want to objectify Annie/Alison, but she has brown hair and blue eyes and I just can't help it.

And "Je suis seul" since the Dean is not a lady.

I thought it was just cut shorter than before.

Do not taunt relaxafex.

The mannerisms were good but the voice was weird, until he started saying "I'm a cat". Then he was an even better Nicolas Cage than Nicolas Cage.

Doing all the what, Tim? All the what??