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Troy was a pretty bad movie, but Peter O'Toole as Priam made it less terrible.

I don't know, that clue seemed obvious to me. When I think "lame simplistic attempt to prove there is a God" I actually do think "Life of Pi".

Elisha Cuthbert will probably be in it, if that helps.

I made it to the in-person audition once. It was easy enough, but I don't think I have the right sort of personality to be on TV…

When you someone totally does interested in it.

I have no memory of Deck the Halls. I keep thinking of Christmas with the Kranks, which is SO BAD

The first Oldman movie I saw was JFK, so I always assumed he was American, until this conversation while watching Harry Potter:

She is very briefly topless in the director's cut! (The DC is about 7 hours longer, but it's actually much better)

When I was watching Thor 2, I kept thinking, this would be a lot better if Odin casually asks someone to peel off their face.

Obligatory "but he didn't wear a mask in real life!" I assume a mask was just cheaper and easier than putting him in makeup everyday. There are some other things in that movie that are apparently also the cheaper/easier option, mostly visual/set/background stuff, I guess because for 99% of the audience it doesn't

Frank Welker is awesome and I hope he's a billionaire, but he's only got his own voice, the Dr. Claw voice, or animal sounds.

Hey hey, you can't say the N word here!

I tried to watch The Two Towers on Friday, but I fell asleep halfway through. On Saturday I tried to watch Return of the King, but I fell asleep halfway through again. I never did like Two Towers, but RotK is still great. I was on baby duty this weekend though, so I sleep when she sleeps, no matter what's on TV.

For some reason I think you are in Korea, but Teletoon in Canada was also showing Two Towers and Return of the King this weekend, and some other channel had Jackson's King Kong. I saw King Kong in the theatre…it was so boring.

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before
we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

The one with the chest tattoo, and the shirt just low enough to show the tattoo, makes me angry.

Bill Brasky was funny when I was a teenager (he scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury!), but was that because I was a dumb teenager? Or could this have been funny too and it just wasn't? I think it's the latter.

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger.

Reboot The Thin Man, starring The Rock as Nick, for irony. And Anna Faris as Nora. Asta is all CGI.

Rackheimer?