Turkey's a little dry. TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY??

But you also have a tradition of Europeans arriving and killing all the natives. Just like Thanksgiving!

In my family both turkey an ham can be eaten on Thanksgiving and Christmas, but Easter is strictly a ham holiday, because Jesus loved pork, I imagine.

Wow! They never show that!

Old Disqus may have been a fat bearded bitch, but I do want it to come back…

At least one quote from it has entered my repertoire, Cletus confusedly saying "I can't, I simply can't"

I thought it was a big deal. I saw it in the theatre and everything. And spider pig is great!

There are lots of good lines from people wandering into Moe's for the first time. Also, "this isn't faux dive, this is dive!"

It's not really live; that would be a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

I remember talking about the Simpsons with people at school from the very beginning, when I was in grade 4. And I did watch it regularly, but I don't remember becoming a huge superfan until probably the late 90s, when there were hours of reruns on TV every day, and good reruns too because there were no shitty episodes…

I remember watching Spaceballs with my grandparents, specifically the part at the end where someone yells "fuck".

I remember watching it, then discussing what would happen at school, and then being disappointed with the actual outcome the next fall.

I had a friend who guessed it was Maggie, but just as a joke. (The same guy I mentioned last week who likes to exclaim "Shake harder, boy!" in that guy's voice)

Is this like Best of Both Worlds pt 1 where they came up with an awesome first part, then didn't start writing the second part until the last minute?

I vaguely remember that, but I must have done the same thing and watched it on Thursday because I don't recall it being a big deal.

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

I'll just write the zero first…now, a vertical line to indicate the one…

I do! ….now…

I understand, it's always disappointing to find out someone is a Republican. You can't help thinking, well maybe it's not their fault, that's just how they were raised? But you always hope they'll grow out of it eventually.

I like Waterworld. And Dances With Wolves. I haven't seen the Postman though.