Or the chamber of a gun. Those are the only two places where you can be sure it stays pure and godly.

We’re not all terrible.

... and into our bedrooms and wombs!

I mean... I do prefer the trunk scooter idea, but I’m not that optimistic.

Your previous BOOK Caddy.

Miraculous.

Then can our current one STEP THE FUCK UP?!

Whoa. No way.

Fuck you. Which of your bullshit establishment leaders is doing anything of value? Where’s your dumpster fire of a candidate? Or do you want to just keep trying to hang her miserable, disastrous failure on Bernie?

Longer than I’d care to be associated with that group of dysfunctional fucks. Can we get a new progressive party already?

Sure, good high profile examples, but take the country as a whole, and I bet 75% of those are liberal.

Funny, those five adjectives you used... Have all five, you’ve got a conservative on your hands. Change just one, you can bet money it’s a progressive.

Let’s ask Trump voters. That’s exactly who those people are, they just came to the exact wrong conclusion.

This was my second thought, too (first being “WTF?”). Watch them try to spin this as Trump shooting it down and thereby “Draining the Swamp (tm)“.

Trade you Rondo for him.

Yeah! Hillary 2020! She’ll get ‘em next time!

Well parented!

Fuck LeBron, fuck the Cavs, and fuck most things Cleveland... But I like you. Objectivity is a lost art.

Ok. I’ll give him that. But 18-19 sure seemed a bit quick.

Let’s just keep Obama in there til the two sides can agree. Maybe take care of that SCJ while he’s in there.