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Lt. Carl Gallagher
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Guy’s fucking good. At least committed.

This. This is incredible. Where do I get one?

Got any prospects? I really liked Tim McIlrath’s stuff, but Rise Against is too busy selling merch to make a fucking statement these days. Too bad, they would have been accessible enough for the non-punk masses. Eh, fuck it, they aren’t angry enough anyway. Plus, fuck that straight-edge shit. In times like these?!

Yeah. Cringeworthy. We’re not all terrible, Patti.

Fun to watch your boy get sonned last night. He’s losing a step.

Thanks, friend.

There was once a kinja gif of this very thing. It was revolting and hilarious and I have sadly lost it.

The same people who voted for Tangerinochet in the first place. Bad news: there are tens of millions of them. Good news: most of them live in the flyover and won’t make the effort.

“Human life, beginning at the moment of conception, is sacred in all of its forms...”

Way too soon.

Chicago!

:-(

You joke, but that’s going to be your favorite word in a couple weeks.

(Shudder.)

Omg. Is that Tina?

Ooh, spicy! Give me more!

Man, where is THIS voice in the conversation? Obviously it’s no one’s place to tell a pregnant woman that she is ill-equipped to raise a child, but if all she’s being told is that she’s a murderer if she doesn’t? Fuck, man. We don’t need less abortions, we probably need more.

“It looks just like you.” (Eyeroll)

Or the chamber of a gun. Those are the only two places where you can be sure it stays pure and godly.

We’re not all terrible.