Guy’s fucking good. At least committed.

This. This is incredible. Where do I get one?

Got any prospects? I really liked Tim McIlrath’s stuff, but Rise Against is too busy selling merch to make a fucking statement these days. Too bad, they would have been accessible enough for the non-punk masses. Eh, fuck it, they aren’t angry enough anyway. Plus, fuck that straight-edge shit. In times like these?!

Yeah. Cringeworthy. We’re not all terrible, Patti.

Fun to watch your boy get sonned last night. He’s losing a step.

Thanks, friend.

There was once a kinja gif of this very thing. It was revolting and hilarious and I have sadly lost it.

The same people who voted for Tangerinochet in the first place. Bad news: there are tens of millions of them. Good news: most of them live in the flyover and won’t make the effort.

“Human life, beginning at the moment of conception, is sacred in all of its forms...”

Way too soon.

Chicago!

:-(

You joke, but that’s going to be your favorite word in a couple weeks.

(Shudder.)

Omg. Is that Tina?

Ooh, spicy! Give me more!

Bob can grab himself by the bootstraps and take the damn bus! All I know is if he doesn’t get me my Escalade by 9:00, I’ll have his lazy ass fired!

Man, where is THIS voice in the conversation? Obviously it’s no one’s place to tell a pregnant woman that she is ill-equipped to raise a child, but if all she’s being told is that she’s a murderer if she doesn’t? Fuck, man. We don’t need less abortions, we probably need more.

You don’t think the customer just picks it up at the dealership?

“It looks just like you.” (Eyeroll)