You’re absolutely right. He hates that shit, and usually responds by lashing out and looking like more of an unfit jackass. We should absolutely not let up.

Ok, sure, but he just gave us an amazing protest slogan for the duration of his (may it be blessedly short) rule:

America would never go for a socialist Jew.

Yeah. Truly. Fuck them, too. They’re all either pathetic rubes who got swindled by the most obvious con artist ever to walk this earth or trolls who want to watch it all burn. So very, very embarrassing.

It’s because of shit like this, man. I’m from flyover country. Fuck ‘em.

Sure. But as someone mentioned above, this isn’t about owners vs players. The players’ pool is locked in. It’s about how that pool is divided. Lots of people here talking about value added by individual players, and how that should inform this conversation. What better way than jersey sales?

Seems like a rider that gives a bonus based on jersey sales might be a way to get at that.

This is the best comment.

Thank you for saving the Earth, douchebag.

I disagree with your sentiment, but goddamn is this gif good.

I hope the same.

So, a couple things...

Agreed, brother. Fuck patriotism. When your country has gone batshit crazy and actively threatens the well-being of you and your countrymen, gtfo and take as many loved ones and likeminded souls with you. Anyone know the feasibility of getting a boat up Lake Michigan to Ontario? Seems like an option.

Wow. I mean, I share your dismay and fear of our current situation, but saying that this is all due to Russian hacking and not because our sane but flawed (terribly and irredeemably flawed) candidate failed us and because half of our country a) has been utterly brainwashed by decades of right wing propaganda (most…

Well, I’ll give it to you. I’ve been using Tangerine Pinochet for a bit, but the portmanteau is way better. So thanks!

Ooh, good! How about Tangerinochet?

Gyros so clever! Actually, I tried really hard, but Greek puns are Ares onably hard thing to come up with. +1 for the effort.

It might have been different back in Steinbeck’s day (I know, the attribution is disputed), but as long as we have enough money to put food on the table and afford the latest diversion, we seem to be pretty ok just voting our racial resentments.

Not Nazi, but uniquely American. As John Oliver put it on an episode of the Bugle, “Every American thinks of themselves as a temporarily embarrassed jet ski owner.” Which probably gets to the core of it better than the original quote.

Cut him some slack. Some nights you just don’t have What It Takes.