You live a sad and sheltered existence. Let me introduce you to my friend, Spotify.

And 99.999% of its talent.

Way to stay in character, oldandgrumpy. I’ll get off your lawn now.

We joke, but it felt really icky, like he was being positioned as the Trump mouthpiece, basically a Minister of Propaganda. I almost yelled at the tv, “Don’t do it Megyn! Don’t legitimize him!”

Are you still a truther if you back it up with all that irrefutable evidence?

Good call on Peachschnapps Bazingas. I can’t believe as a Philly fan he wouldn’t make a case for Okafor.

Huh. You left off Jahlil.

Not to rain on your theoretical parade, but I for some reason watched FUX News tonight, and his supporters all learned from Hannity that these are just Saul Alinsky tactics by radical alt-leftists who are bent on destroying America.

This isn’t that cryptic. He’s a white male, who from the sounds of things isn’t a Trump supporter in the least, but unlike them, he’s sympathetic to people whose experiences and worldview are different than his own, even if they would be hostile to his worldview.

Man I can’t wait for his kids to purge each other when he’s gone. Who do you got in that one?

This is the new Gawker. Come at us, Thiel.

“I’m just looking at them right now, as an example for your show.”

“and with a head injury.” Glorious.

It sort of does. Then again, I do assume that anyone who supports that bewigged bigot probably also speak and write like a middle-schooler.

Gronk forgot to vote.

Interesting name. Coder?

Truly Orwellian. We don’t just have different politics, we have different realities.

I come from the future to say it must have been a dark time that this only got 190 stars.

Thanks, friend! Oh, one other question... If shit goes south on Tuesday, what’s the best way to disappear into the Caribbean?

Thanks, buddy. Really looking forward to it.