What my associate is trying to say is that, uh, our new brake pads are really cool. You’re not even going to believe it. Like, um, let’s say you’re driving along the road with your family. And you’re driving along la li la. And then, all of the sudden there’s a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the…

“If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I’ve got spare time.”

I’m pretty sure Tommy Callahan did the best explanation of cheap vs expensive brake pads ever

Seriously. I just bought a used 2018 Colorado Diesel ZR2. For obvious reasons I did not have a huge variety to pick from and when I found one I jumped on it. It’s my first GM product ever and the dealer experience was a fucking joke. I was at the dealer for 6 god damn hours for a car I called before I left my home…

I make my own engine sounds whenever I drive an electric car, as long as I’m by myself.  Otherwise, I do it in my head.

Child: Big Rock? Big Rock! Why isn’t he saying anything, dad?

Are you sure that that’s a truck interior and not a rendering of a new toon car for the ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit?’ sequel? That does look like a Tex Avery style grumpy dash.

Not only was he cheating.  He was dumb enough to film himself cheating, and upload the videos.  I grew up being told “no sympathy for self inflicted wounds”, and THIS is very self inflicted.  I support the lifetime ban.

Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time.

Those drivers really took it for granite that they could make that turn. 

Make America Granite Again.

Opposite-rock

Simultaneously hard rock.

Rock 2020.

Classic rock. 

Badass yes, but i would HIGHLY miss a 4 door....

Hear me out: Get Mazda involved. Let Mazda handle the interior quality, exterior styling, and steering feel.

How is there not an Avalon wagon?