This is some lvl 99 Jalop shit, right here.

Step 1: Peugeot 508.

Why doesn’t this comment have more stars? Nice catch, and it also makes sense based on what Ford’s been doing recently. I can’t see them fitting the 3.5TT in the Bronco, but the 2.7TT is very plausible.  

Oh, no. It’s so good.

That looks like a 2.7L EcoBoost. You can see the top of the 2.7EB-only (AFAIK) cartridge style oil filter cap between the two damper reservoirs.

I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

Yeah, and it’s not captained by this guy

Highly disappointed this isn’t a carrier that shoots lightning or that is powered by lightning, as I was led to believe by the headline

Kind of looks like a burrito here...

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

“totally objective and opinion based”

Sadly, its frowned upon to put children on roof racks this day and age

Nobody seems to care about the fact that there are men out there that are being manipulated by these women.

Horse-E.
PonE (pronounced “pony”).

should have called it the HorsE (pronounced horse-EEEE)

The thing is, what do you consider as “affordable”? Sticker price or True cost to own? A highly efficient car would have a lower cost to own, thus you can achieve all 3.

Man that gas mileage is a joke. I currently average just under 38mpg in my 2018 Accord, I could never stomach cutting that nearly in half. Just buy cars people, if you ever really need to haul shit you don’t need to spend $20k more, just rent a truck from Home Depot for $20.

But that would be, like, perfect. Take good ideas, implement them in a better and more practical way. Not sure that is happening here, but one can dream.