Murder Santa or GTFO

Even his occasional Popular Mechanics column (also named Jay Leno's Garage) is a great read.

I got a stridemother notification for this??

I'm so afraid there will be another '800 immigrants mistakenly given citizenship' thing right before the election, and every idiot with a goldfish's attention span will vote for him.

Could have probably worked Trump into the headline…

What's your take on Edelman QBing?

Pats score "24-e" Beautiful, Mr. Teti.

One of my all-time favorites - I died when Dexter's dad shows up…

"prostrate corpse of the NBC peacock" absolutely killed me. Thanks John, I won't laugh that hard all weekend at anything.

He writes for the onion, so…

One of them is looking right at me over on the right!

Good point. Good questions. As to whether she cared, when the first guy asked her not to go see Oskar, she looked at him with what looked to me like a mixture of sadness and pity. Sadness for the inevitable changing of the guard, and pity perhaps that this human thought he had some kind of relationship with her…

Anything but those fucking coins…

Oh my god I had blocked that out. Well, that'll stay with all me morning. Thank you Facetaco!

I don't remember any ambiguity. The kid will just become the next old man, right?

Anyone else see Insex and expect something different?

Elliot (Porter???) mostly just beats his locker

CLASSIC POE

Cobie Smulders is a hamburger name.

Peter Panel picked a peck of pickled panel…