Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

NBA just doesn’t care about screens or their rules anymore huh?

Dear Washington Capitals,

However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.

Roethlisberger has thus far been unavailable for comment.

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

The pineapple is just taunting you. Oh, you thought the rest of this meal was shit? What if we made it a Hawaiian pizza too?

Just tell the players to openly smoke weed. Will they suspend entire teams? I mean, I don’t care if this is a good idea, I just want to see Mt. Take explode when 3/4ths of the Seahawks post on Instagram buying weed at a dispensary.

That Toronto Raptors commentator on their twitter clips ... is he trying to be every awful announcer rolled into one? It’s like Bill Raftery, Ray Hudson, and Dick Vitale somehow mated and reproduced during a lemon party

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

Am I doing it wrong, or is the video 3 seconds long and contains 0 heavy metal?

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

That’s not really a fair burden to place on the fans. GSW and CLE drive ticket prices way up because fans want to see those players. So by resting the stars, you create an inflated price for a deflated product.

I hate Lebron, but he would take this guy’s lunch money. Weak ass take bro.

What cracks me up about this argument is that Lebron would be able to handle the Bad Boy Pistons better than damn near anyone in the history of basketball. So, sure, they might put him on his ass a time or two. He’d also frustrate the shit out of them because he’s just bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter than…

Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

I too suffered a wrist injury after the Raptors got Serge Ibaka and PJ Tucker for Terrence Ross, Jared Sullinger and three low draft picks.

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.

I’m waiting to hear what the issue is with having $2m worth of jewelry.