“We shoulda had more time.”

That’s no moon. . . .

I think you meant, “At least once, Sager did try and give it back to Garnett”

I’ll be the first to say, when Bauer got pulled after 2 outs, I said “alright, well we will pick up game 4 and head home for the win in game 5".

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

This is good Kinja.

I agree it’s a mistake to lose faith in the Indians.

This is a real shrewd way to stick it to the bosses. Good on you guys, Deadspin.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

In that case, great! The Ice Bucket challenge raised quite a bit of money and awareness, and there have been some pretty serious breakthroughs in ALS research because of that.

The announcers later noted that the butterfly “was released outside the stadium.” What they meant to say is that it’s dead, the butterfly’s dead.

Fun fact: Derek Anderson's BBQ sauce is made from locally-sourced free-range horse balls.

Derek Anderson was the best quarterback the Browns have had since our return

Great, now there's a crack in it.

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“Get a white girl, son. Trust me on this.”