Instead, he’s just sitting, waiting, wishing.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

I see your Fly II and raise you a Robocop:

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

Golfers, tennis players, football players on the sidelines, Bill Murray in Space Jam; I can go on forever, baby

Your choice of verbs sucks.

Time to drop Pulisic and bring back Wondolowski.

Truth! My hound has this jacket because greys actually need coats to go out when the temperature drops. She doesn’t have boots because it doesn’t snow down here in the south, but what they heyyy...maybe this year she will!

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

I think most are dead.

David Carr vs. Aaron Rodgers

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

Kind of fitting though that the worst game of the season was called by Berman and Dilfer

That’s not how to get to first base with a girl.

You know who else won a Super Bowl as a starting quarterback?

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.